DALLAS, TX – A three-inch wide sebaceous cyst consisting of a fatty, white, semi-solid material as well as assorted fibrous tissues and fluids was reported to be “thrilled and relieved” following successful surgery to remove Dallas Cowboys QB Tony Romo from its back, sources confirmed early this morning. “Thank god that disgusting growth is [...]
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